“Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way!” Well, you’re really really lazy. You manage to get by, but you never put any effort into anything you do. You most likely enjoy watching TV, sleeping, eating, and doing stuff of the sort. Get active. You’re a fat, lazy idiot. (via the booge)
Archive for July, 2003
A Homer, and proud of it
July 19th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Questionable taste
July 19th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
BartCop
July 19th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
A peculiar yet very entertaining daily read: BartCop.
I Agree With Pat Metheny
July 19th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Pat Metheny on Kenny G: “He, in one move, through his unbelievably pretentious and calloused musical decision to embark on this most cynical of musical paths, shit all over the graves of all the musicians past and present who have risked their lives by going out there on the road for years and years developing their own music inspired by the standards of grace that Louis Armstrong brought to every single note he played over an amazing lifetime as a musician.”
Richard Thompson agrees. (via David)
When all else fails: a quiz!
July 18th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“You are: Morally deficient.
You are corrupting our children with pornography and calling to sex education! They should be left to figure out their bodies on their own, and told about the birds and bees on their 21st birthday. Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent family values makes you dangerous, but we can count on some right wing nutter blowing you up if you become too high profile.”
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
Peefeeyatko
July 17th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
… an “intimate music portrait of American composer Frank Zappa”. Anyone ever seen this? (via thebignote)
Shoesize
July 17th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
According to this chart I have shoesize 111/2.
Secret Chord Progression
July 17th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Metallica’s Lars Ullrich has finally lost all contact with planet earth, taking legal action against independant Canadian rock band Unfaith over what they feel is unsanctioned usage of two chords the band has been using since 1982 : E and F.
Appliantology Continued
July 17th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Along with the new Mac, I got myself one of these sweet babies. It captures audio and video from older media, like audio cassettes and VHS tapes and converts them into high quality digital files. Looks like pretty soon I’ll have to be surgically removed from the chair in front of the computer.
More appliantology? Hunting for Bambi: “Men pay anywhere from $5000 to $10,000 for the chance to come to the middle of the desert to shoot what they call “Bambis” with a paint ball gun. The men get a video tape of their hunt to take home and show their friends.”Cover story
July 16th, 2003 • Bertanya
I’d always imagined this was taken in holland. Don’t know why - was completely wrong though.
Coolwalking smoothtalking straightsmoking firestoking
July 15th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
Blessed relief for UK stressed smokers: realistic stickers to cover up the real health warnings on UK cigarette packets. Pretty cul!
ASCII
July 15th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Ascii, ascii, ascii, almost as much fun as Itchy & Scratchy.
Folica Flakes
July 15th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
From: “Laura D. Jacobsohn” <L.Jacobsohn@sitebot.com>
Date: Mon, July 14, 2003 3:22 pm
To: barryATkilluglyradio.com
“Dear fellow webmaster
Would you consider exchanging link with my client’s website, Folica Health & Beauty Supply (http://www.folica.com)?”
Sure thing! Hey darlin’, can I buy you a couple o’ drinks, hmmm? Your place or mine?
Shoulda Bought The Acid
July 14th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
The Acid Store is now closed. During the three days in which it was online, the number of downloads amounted to 6.1GB. For obvious reasons, future online Friday Boots will probably suffer a similarly short availability.
Structured Procrastination
July 14th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“All procrastinators put off things they have to do. Structured procrastination is the art of making this bad trait work for you.” I’ll surely be reading this interesting essay sometime soon. Just not now. Later.
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
