Archive for May, 2003
May 17th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
No kidding:
“The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels:”
Take the Dante’s Divine Comedy Inferno Test
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May 16th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Yer average rockin’ teenage combo… skandinavian style.
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May 16th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
The Doormat, Goodtime Charleena, the Warthog from Hell, the Iceberg. Which girlfriend suits your fancy?
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May 16th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
What! No Friday boot! Nope. I’m considering posting disc 2 of the current offering next Friday. Gotsta be careful with my precious bandwidth. Besides, I’m too busy protesting against clown porn! (via glubibulga)
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May 15th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
- I had no time to blog today. It was quite refreshing.
- An Austrian Zappa tribute band called “Sex Without Nails Bros.” is performing Joe’s Garage live. They will take on Roxy, Sheik Yerbouti and other stuff in the future. They kindly requested a plug. So there ya go, check em out!
- An adaptation of Zappa’s “Thing-Fish” is going to premiere in London this August. There is a site accompanying this which includes all relevant
information regarding the project. A major update is in the making for
the weekend, so from monday it will include cast-lists, images and
sound-snippets.
- The PositionMaster is as funny as it is useful.
- My cat has managed to pee on both my pyjamas and my bathrobe. I’m guessing he’s just desperate to get a girlfriend.
- Just how fully clothed I am blogging these miscellany, I will leave to your imagination.
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May 15th, 2003 • Lonesome Cowboy Squirt
At long last! Frank Zappa saw the humor in certain DEVICES long ago. Finally, other artists have followed suit!
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May 14th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Introducing the Flat-D or the Flatulence (GAS) Deodorizer.
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May 14th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
A tip: try not to get caught watching these 80ies biker magazine ads when your boss storms into the office unexpectedly. Really, trust me on this.
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May 13th, 2003 • Guacamole
“Your albums the shits…it’s all wrong.
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May 13th, 2003 • Guacamole
May 13th, 2003 • Guacamole
“Young Spaniards are spending longer and longer living at home. Most do not leave until their late 20’s and many are still there on their 30th birthdays. Although this means they get their laundry done, their shirts ironed and can eat mama’s home cooking every day, it leaves them without anywhere private to enjoy sex .
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May 13th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
Who said cybersex can’t be romantic. (via mkt)
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May 12th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Oh sure, rub it in. Yet another thing I’m going to have to live with:
“You are 43% Un-telligent, which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%”
Oh well, at least I’m not alone in this. Yourself?
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May 12th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Like walking around dressed like a pony (pseudozoophilia)? Hugging trees (dendrophilia)? Getting it on with naked statues (agalmatophilia)? Find the fetish that’s right for you!
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May 12th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
One day was not enough, so Boston 10-24-76 (part one) is available again.
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