isep kontol gua

Next time you’re in Indonesia and someone with a big smile approaches you, kindly speaking the words “isep kontol gua”, just yell “ngentot lu!”.
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  1. dmt says:

    Ah, the pleasure in learning a foreign language! Four-letter-words always seem to be the very first things one learns. I speak German and Italian fluently, and some phrases are grammatically incorrect, or awkward literal translations from English. They are entertaining nevertheless. I’d suggest providing translations for more positive expressions. How about this one? This is the first phrase I learned in German: “Du hast schoene Bruste!”

  2. Barry says:

    isn’t that “Burste”? (That was also the first phrase I learned in German)

  3. dmt says:

    Sorry, Barry, but “Du hast schoene Bursten” means “You have nice brushes.” I was referring to “Bruste”…..breasts.

  4. Barry says:

    Shit, that explains why I never got anywhere with that cleaning lady.

  5. YOSHIDA says:

    This site is funny indeed…well,I would like to mention
    a Japanese word ‘Yaru,’it originally means ‘do’(verb).
    And so when a Japanese says to you “Yaru?,”it generally means
    that he/she would like to induce you to do something
    (“Let’s do it!”).

  6. Barry says:

    Invaluable information for my next trip to Japan Yoshida, thanks! ;o)

  7. nina says:

    gua pengen cari teman ngesek…hub aku ya.

  8. erross says:

    fuck you…dick..dick..dick

  9. Anonymous says:

    rese u ngapain gua isep kontol lo, mending gua ngentotin ce

  10. andreas says:

    gue pengen cari isepan kontol donk….

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  12. toni says:

    nggak enak lu punya kontol lebih enak we punya

  13. jumangin says:

    Is this website about Zappa, or about isep kontol?
    I believe those two things is very different.
    Shit…
    Who wants to isep my kontol?
    Is not the same thing with:
    Who wants to listen to Zappa?
    Understand what I mean? I mean dasar pikiran cabul tukang ngentot lo semua, nggak ada penghargaan sama Bang Jappa, malu donk, dasar tukang isep kontol semua lo
    Ngentot aja sama emak lo.
    Bapaklo sini biar gue sodom pake pompa sepeda.
    Dasar nggak barbar liar nggak berbudaya.
    Gue doain besok lo pade ngisep kontol anjing sama babi!

  14. Noe says:

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    Kalo perlu gw bayar, satu juta semalem, yang penting kenyotannya. telpon gue malem aja sekitar jam 9-an. Gue bayar hotelnya, semua gue deh..

  15. ariee says:

    Yang ingin happy dan puas hubungi aku diemail rahasia terjamin deh

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  17. hans says:

    apaan sih

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  21. Bryan says:

    Gue punya kontol tapi gue pengen isep kontol, gimana ada yang mau. syaratnya gue hanya isep kontol aja tidak lebih, sedangkan gue enggakmau diapapin. pengen sih laki2 yang udah beristri lebih nikamt dan assooy

  22. Bryan says:

    Gue punya kontol tapi gue pengen isep kontol, gimana ada yang mau. syaratnya gue hanya isep kontol aja tidak lebih, sedangkan gue enggakmau diapapin. pengen sih laki2 yang udah beristri lebih nikamt dan assooy

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    kacuk induk kawan, mencarut bae!! sinduk nyado nahuh aturan

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  25. andy says:

    gue gay 17 cari teman 18-20 buat kontol gue, maasih perawan lho…

  26. Rina says:

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    Gue kagak tahu apa-apa, tapi kalo boleh komentar, orang-orang disini ngomongnya jorok banget… lagi kurang populer ya?

  29. Leo Andi B says:

    The words above are the most indecent i’ve ever heard.
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    if you want to make a protest.

  30. JONI says:

    GUE PERLU MEMEK YANG GRATIS

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    Disini tempatnya!!!!!

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  33. jims says:

    hia..sebetul gue mau ngisep kontol diisep juga boleh soanya gue belon pernah isep kontol..apa;agi di isep ama cowok,,,.

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