Once Again, Without the Net

No, there is no need to go into an epileptic seizure. You are looking at the all new, refurnished, bug & feature filled version of Hot Poop. At the time of writing, only the index page has been mod-o-fied. This, of course, will change in the coming days. If you have any comments, please do post them in the erh, comments. You may be wondering what that Weasels Ripped My Flesh cover is doing upthere to the right. Well, it does have a purpose, patience…

No Kidding

The Emporer Bush sez WOMD may not be there: “He tried to fool the United Nations, and did for 12 years, by hiding those weapons,” Bush said. “And so it’s going to take some time to find them. But we know he had them. And whether he destroyed them, moved them or hid them, we’re going to find out the truth.”
My bullshit detector hasn’t beeped so loudly since Clinton’s “I never had sexual relations with that woman.” (via different strings)
Can you say… impeach?

Barry & Sharleena Discuss The New Layout

Sharleena:you think too vertical
Sharleena: it should be like it is now, but horizontal, not vertical
Sharleena: you would be having another band at the bottom;
Sharleena: and a big picture of Zappa’s nose on one side
Sharleena: OR MAYBE ON BOTH!!
Barry: you know, i’m starting to realize:
Barry: my libido reveals itself in vertical design,
Sharleena: yes, your libido
Barry: while you display your libido by including GIANT NOSES in everything you design
Sharleena: hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
Barry: IT’S TRUE!!
Barry: jesus christ on a bike you know what?
Sharleena: what?
Barry: just publishing this conversation would be highly entertaining HP material