Next time you’re in Indonesia and someone with a big smile approaches you, kindly speaking the words “isep kontol gua”, just yell “ngentot lu!”.
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Archive for April, 2003
isep kontol gua
April 30th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Web Fire Escape
April 30th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
I don’t know about this Web Fire Escape thing. Sort of takes the fun out of the forbidden fruit that is reading weblogs at work, while you should be doing Something Productive™. (via udn)
Once Again, Without the Net
April 29th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
No, there is no need to go into an epileptic seizure. You are looking at the all new, refurnished, bug & feature filled version of Hot Poop. At the time of writing, only the index page has been mod-o-fied. This, of course, will change in the coming days. If you have any comments, please do post them in the erh, comments. You may be wondering what that Weasels Ripped My Flesh cover is doing upthere to the right. Well, it does have a purpose, patience…
arhennarhennarhennema…
April 29th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Michael Kenyon, get a load of this!
Zen Spa
April 29th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Ah what I’d give for a nice little massage or some classical rock. Or both.
1px = 1m
April 29th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
When geeks have too much time on their hands, this is what happens. Way cool by the way.
Stairway To Heaven
April 28th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Reader/forum member bertanya says “Hey barry, saw you say you’d not found any hotpoop today”, and points to this article: What’s the story behind Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”? Heck, I missed that one bert. Thanks!
No Kidding, Part Two
April 28th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“The case for invading Iraq to remove its weapons of mass destruction was based on selective use of intelligence, exaggeration, use of sources known to be discredited and outright fabrication.” But hey, at least next time we vacation in Baghdad, we can have a burger at BurgerKing, right? Always look on the bright side of life.
Insert Funny Title Here
April 28th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
I have found nothing of interest on the internet today. I had a cheeze sandwich though, which was nice.
No Kidding
April 25th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
The Emporer Bush sez WOMD may not be there: “He tried to fool the United Nations, and did for 12 years, by hiding those weapons,” Bush said. “And so it’s going to take some time to find them. But we know he had them. And whether he destroyed them, moved them or hid them, we’re going to find out the truth.”
My bullshit detector hasn’t beeped so loudly since Clinton’s “I never had sexual relations with that woman.” (via different strings)
Can you say… impeach?
Friday Boot 2
April 25th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
New GFB online: State University of New York, Stonybrook, NY (Late Show)
October 15 1978. Do you know of a better way to kick off a Friday? I don’t.
Barry & Sharleena Discuss The New Layout
April 24th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Sharleena:you think too vertical
Sharleena: it should be like it is now, but horizontal, not vertical
Sharleena: you would be having another band at the bottom;
Sharleena: and a big picture of Zappa’s nose on one side
Sharleena: OR MAYBE ON BOTH!!
Barry: you know, i’m starting to realize:
Barry: my libido reveals itself in vertical design,
Sharleena: yes, your libido
Barry: while you display your libido by including GIANT NOSES in everything you design
Sharleena: hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
Barry: IT’S TRUE!!
Barry: jesus christ on a bike you know what?
Sharleena: what?
Barry: just publishing this conversation would be highly entertaining HP material
Fast War, Fast Food
April 24th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“Basra: Fastfood giants Pizza Hut and Burger King have set up their first franchises inside war-torn Iraq, even as many aid convoys waited on the borders for the war to officially end.”
Sounds like an Onion headline? Think again.
Only The Lonely
April 24th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Redesignitis
April 23rd, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Is it the springtime? Have I finally gone insane? Yes: it’s redisignitis time. I’m tired with the current look of the site, so I’m working on a new look. If there’s anything you want added/changed/suggested/etc, drop a comment. And NO: I’m not getting rid of the red background. I love red…
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
