“If you don’t hit the condoms you know what you get, don’t you?” An educational, yet amusing game for this monday morning: The Condom Game.
Archive for March, 2003
Welcome to The Lurve Lounge
March 17th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
Shit On A Shingle
March 17th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“We don’t know who ‘Marcy’ is, only that she thinks ‘enchilada’ is wacky Mexican talk for ’shit on a shingle.’“
Tell me about your childhood…
March 15th, 2003 • Lonesome Cowboy Squirt
I recently shared this with SOFA and in his maroon, cushioned greatness, he suggested I dish it out for all the Hot Poopers.
Okay, a little background info: I received one of those fraud-type-letters-promising-enormous-riches almost identical to the very first entry. With a healthy dose of skepticism, I used a search engine to find out more info about a Pedro F. Hasler, and discovered this funny exchange. I know, there’s a lot to read there, but it’s worth it. C’mon, it’s the weekend.
Stockholm Syndrome
March 15th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
A boot a day keeps the doctor away: Stockholm 73… or maybe you prefer some video? Wait a minute, I’ve got it, you like good oldfashioned MIDI’s don’t you…
Sheik Yer(who)ti?
March 14th, 2003 • Lonesome Cowboy Squirt
Okay, now I’m mad. I think I’m gonna have to hurt someone for this blasphemous act.
Boob Diary
March 14th, 2003 • Lonesome Cowboy Squirt
Where is this all going? If you thought the Carrot Auction was weird, get a load of this. Yes, you read right, buy the rights to a Boob Diary.
The Proof!!!
March 14th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
Hold on to your seats, because this is a finding that will change your life forever: we are all nothing but a creation from Barry’s enfeverished imagination!!! I took this morning a picture of KUR Corp. Office, and see what happened!! Notice the frown in Barry’s forehead due to the enormous effort on creating all of us.
If you happened to have had identity crisis lately, now you know why…Oh well.
“3 out of 8″
March 14th, 2003 • Guacamole
Dear Barry
March 14th, 2003 • Guacamole
“It is with regret that one’s husband and one must decline your kind offer of moules et frite this weekend. kindest regards, Elizabeth II R.
Night Owl II
March 14th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
What better way to kick off a Friday: Night Owl II now available. Again: grab it while it lasts…
Speaking of vulva…
March 13th, 2003 • Lonesome Cowboy Squirt
I first met her in college. Believe it or not, my music professor introduced us. She’s charming, articulate, and so absurd she’s almost a work of artistic genius (but not quite). If you haven’t already been introduced, meet Virginia!
Collection 2003
March 13th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
“Honor your daughter, sister, wife, lover, mother, and especially yourself with a Wondrous Vulva Puppet.” The complete catalogue, here. How to set an emotional tone of lightness and confidence, at this place.
Trying to Get Laid
March 13th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mike, and I am a complete and utter pathetic loser. I am twenty-four years old, short, pudgy, balding, poor and have nearly nothing to offer a member of the opposite sex.” How about giving Cameron Diaz a call?
A lifting experience
March 12th, 2003 • Lonesome Cowboy Squirt
Okay, people, it’s time to get busy with some upward mobility. This one’s for all you aspiring cosmetic surgeons. That’s right, it’s the Spice Girls Face Lift!
Oi ! Keef !!
March 12th, 2003 • Guacamole
“The top ticket price is about the same as the average Chinese person’s annual income”.
Will they send the tanks in if they play Street Fighting Man ?.
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
