Do the walls close in to suffocate ya? You ain’t got no friends, and all the others they hate ya? Does the life you been leadin’ gotta go? Well let me straighten you out…
Archive for March, 2003
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March 21st, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
The Submissive Male
March 21st, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“Hello all, and welcome to my Female Superiority Site. My name is
Elise Sutton and I am a lifestyle Dominant Woman who believes in Female Supremacy and who practices Female Domination.” (via reenhead)
Santa Monica’s Teenage Prostitute
March 21st, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Santa Monica’s Teenage Prostitute is a 1981 bootleg, contrary to what you were probably thinking. Grab while it lasts, yadayada. At this rate, I’ll have to get a bigger hard disk some time soon…
A Quote
March 20th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre.”
- FZ quoted by Jim Ladd, ‘Zappa On Air’, Nuggets, No.7, April/May 1977
Put “United Nations” where it says “freedom” and you get a pretty good idea of what’s been going on these past months.
Goodnight
March 19th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Some time tonight, we will have entered the new American Century. By the dawn’s early light, hundreds if not thousands of innocent peope will have been killed. Oh say can you see?
Goodnight.
NewSpeak
March 19th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
On the Eve of War
March 19th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope! But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out against you! How bad does it have to get before you realize that you are an army of one on this war? Of course, this is a war you personally won’t have to fight. Just like when you went AWOL while the poor were shipped to Vietnam in your place.” — A letter from Michael Moore to G.W.B. on the eve of war.
Insert “or you just happy to see me?” joke here
March 19th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
In our ongoing Bad Taste Deluxe Series:
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s not safe for work.
BigNote Nouveau
March 19th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
A spiffy new look for TheBigNote.com. That’s the sexiest shades of blue I’ve ever seen!
Easy Meat
March 18th, 2003 • Lonesome Cowboy Squirt
It looks like Spring is here. Looking for that special fashion trend that’ll have everyone staring in awe? Did you think edible underwear was very hip? Well, get ready for the barbecue season! This year’s gonna be happening!
apocalyptic crap (sorry, that should be carp)
March 18th, 2003 • Guacamole
“It said ‘Tazaruch shemirah’ and ‘Hasof bah’, he told the NYT, ‘which essentially means that everyone needs to account for themselves because the end is near.’
Dog Breath Variation
March 17th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Have any of our British readers seen this TV ad? (Thanks Sofa!)
Stating the Obvious
March 17th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Looks like we’ll be waking up to war tomorrow morning. Funny, but somehow I expected this from a government made up of people like Donald Rumsfeld: “Rumsfeld often quotes a line from Al Capone: “You will get more with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.” But should the guiding philosophy of the world’s leading democracy really be the tough talk of a Chicago mobster?”
Florentine was a cookie
March 17th, 2003 • Dr Sharleena
I just discovered in Bossk’s Zappa Patio, this illustrative article referred to the Florentine Pogen subject. For the ones that had been wondering for years what on earth was a florentine pogen…
Dry Drunk Demeanor
March 17th, 2003 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“First, in this essay, we will look at the characteristics of the so-called “dry drunk;” then we will see if they apply to this individual, our president; and then we will review his drinking history for the record.”
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
