“Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mike, and I am a complete and utter pathetic loser. I am twenty-four years old, short, pudgy, balding, poor and have nearly nothing to offer a member of the opposite sex.” How about giving Cameron Diaz a call?
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Virtual Beggars? Cyberbums? Granted, it’s unexplored territory for the financially challenged, but I tell ya, I’m not too sure how successful it’ll be. He probably should call Ms. Diaz.