“I have a lot of issues with sex. I guess it started when I was seven and I started molesting my Barbi dolls.”
True confessions will keep you busy for a while, I’m sure.
Archive for November, 2002
Not proud
November 16th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
A Spoon For Up Your Nose
November 16th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Rejoice: A Disco timeline. You’ll be surprized to discover (discover. Get it? When’s my next therapist appointment due?) disco had its origins in the 1940’s. I feel love!
Server Woes
November 14th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Right. We’re back in business so it seems. I’ve seen more “500 Internal Server Errors” today than I have in my entire life!
Oh dear
November 14th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Have a look at this. (Go ahead, I’ll wait…)
Back? Now tell me the first thing that came to your mind.
Session #31
November 14th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Zappateers announce “a world première”: the Dec. 5 1975 London Ontario Canada concert. And for desert: the Dec. 16 1970 Brussels Belgium show. Look for the files, listed as The Sunday Listening Sessions in alt.binaries.zappafiles.
My Fake ID
November 14th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
In France: “Police in the French port of Calais have carried out an operation to remove nearly 100 illegal immigrants from a church, ending a five-day stand-off.”
Somehow, this cartoon (found here) seems appropriate:
Celebrity Colon
November 13th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Make your colon a star! For those among you who had always wished to explore Bill Gates’ colon, here’s your chance.
Depression
November 12th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Dude, no reason to feel depressed… it’s fucking great to be alive! Um… Belle & Sebastian though? What the…?
White Chocolate
November 12th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
How BLACK are you?
Brought to you by the good folks at sacwriters.com.
404 Porn Not Found
November 12th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“The porn you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or your cramped, sticky fingers may have typed in the wrong URL.”
Possum Fur Nipple Warmers
November 12th, 2002 • Dr Sharleena
Time to think on HotPoop’s uniforms for next winter, Barry. (Ik heb het in davezilla gezien)
More Cowbell
November 11th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
The Cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion, ladies and gentlemen!
Gail Talks
November 11th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Kevan Harris interviews Gail Zappa, recorded June 2002 (14.8Mb, Quicktime required).
Fascinating appliance!
November 9th, 2002 • Dr Sharleena
What the internet was lacking of: a Zappa karaoke deVICe!! Detected by Mr Lubacov (thanks!) via zone5300. Take Your Clothes Off and Sing!! 
Friendly Dictators
November 8th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Meet the Friendly Dictators - three dozen of America’s most embarrassing “friends”, a cunning crew of tyrants and corrupt puppet-presidents who have been rewarded handsomely for their loyalty to U.S. interests. Beautifully illustrated by Bill Sienkiewicz. Dr Sharleena might just know this one…
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
