Archive for November, 2002

Guestbook

Look ma! I got me a new guestbook thingee!
(I was bored. So sue me. ;-)
Update: The damn thing actually works now.

Jesus Thinks You’re A Gas-guzzler

An evangelical Christian group plans to roll out a TV ad campaign arguing that gas-guzzlers are contrary to Christian moral teachings about protecting people and the earth. The tagline for the ads: “What Would Jesus Drive?”

Memory Lane

At Zappa Forum people are posting a truckload of Zappa pics, some of which I hadn’t seen before. There’s for instance footage from the FZ/Lennon gig, and this peculiar FZ In Japan snapshot. (Note: I discovered this thread because some of the pics are linked from my image galleries!)

Ominosity

My ominosity quotient? Five. I am somewhat more ominous than average.
Yourself?

Futbol

If you’re not into soccer, you don’t know what you’re missing. (via retecool)

Hello…This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER…

Senate passes security bill: “Giving President Bush a sweeping legislative victory, the lame-duck Senate voted overwhelmingly Tuesday to create a huge new Homeland Security Department that backers hope will make Americans safer from terrorist attacks.”

I must be a Libra

Do you believe in astrology? I simply adore astrology. Here’s an excerpt from my horoscope for 2003, which I found particularly inventive:
“On February 16, Jupiter opposes Neptune as it does again on June 3rd. Jupiter is largesse and thinking big. We might be tempted to spend too much this year, figuring we can always use that credit card (Neptune rules oil, which produces plastic….which make credit cards).”
Well that makes perfect sense, now doesn’t it?

Papparelli

“I am a sovereign nation known as the INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI. I am a completely sovereign and independent nation and I want to go to war against Luxembourg.

Mennil Toss Flycoon

Is there any deeper meaning to “Montana”?

80ies Revisited

Top 100 Albums of the 1980s – No Zappa, no Milli Vanilli.

Hear Hear

“In all of Bush’s 30 minutes of anti-Iraq war talk on Tuesday — pleasantly leavened with just two minutes of how "I hope this will not require military action" — there wasn’t a single reference to the fact that Iraq may hold oil reserves larger than those of Saudi Arabia, that American oil companies stand to gain billions of dollars in the event of a US invasion, that, once out of power, Bush and his friends could become multibillionaires on the spoils of this war. We must ignore all this before we go to war. We must forget.”

What the US president wants us to forget. (via attu)

Silly Walks

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Silly Walks Director: Hello, uh, Mrs. Twolumps, uhm, could we have two cups of coffee, please.
Mrs. Twolumps: Yes, Mr. Teabag.
Silly Walks Director: Mad as a hatter. You see, the Israelis they have a man who can take his own left leg off and swallow it with every alternate step, whereas the Japanese, cunning electronically obsessed little…

The Ministry Of Silly Walks is one of my favorite Monty Python sketches, along with, of course, the Dead Parrot Sketch. Have any favorites yourself? (More John Cleese talk here)

Why Yahoo! Sucks Big Time

I hate Yahoo. I loathe Yahoo. First they sign me up for a shitload of sponsored emails without my consent, next thing you know, they tell me my inbox is just about fullfull of the very crap they keep sending me. The choice of a new generation kids: MyWay.com. Yahoo is toast!

GoGo Now

The Idiot Bastard Son: “Thought I’d let you know that I’ve just added a snippet of Candy Zappa singing a Bob Dylan song with Cosmik Debris author Greg Russo to my news page.”

Have you ever seen this guy?

Attention the Danish horde of HotPoop readers: see if you can help Ben Watson to find this person and do the good thing of the day.
Also, BW’s touching review of the Zappanale#13 and other interesting readings in militantesthetix.com.