Life’s Unanswered Questions

Here’s some:
– What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
– If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
– What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
– When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
Got some unanswered life questions yourself? (Don’t ask: why does it hurt when I pee? You know damn well why.)

Shut Up ‘n Stop Playin’ Yer Guitar

Top 50 worst guitar solos of the millennium. Frank Zappa clocks in at #11 with Willie the Pimp: “Captain Beefheart does his Howlin’ Wolf thing for a couple of minutes before allowing Zappa to launch into a grueling 7+ minute blues yank- off. Conventional and repetitive, this kind of blatant disregard for economy would influence a lot of really bad extended soloing in the years to come.”
I, for one, am all for a blatant disregard for economy!

The Confederacy goes to the movies!

“After 22 years in development hell and a high-profile lawsuit between Hollywood heavies, David Gordon Green (“George Washington”) has been tapped to direct the adaptation of John Kennedy Toole’s Pulitzer Prize-winning novel.”
If you haven’t read yet A Confederacy of Dunces go running to the library and get it! It’s a must read! I wonder who’s gonna be Ignatius Reilly in the film…(the largehearted boy seen it first)