Spiritual Perspective Frappé

Ten sticky and nicely blasphemous things true patriots can do right now to help keep America free: “I have compiled this short list. Things you can do, right now, this minute, to feel more connected and support the nation sans money or blood or prefabricated force-fed rage, and more fully lick the fingertips of your fervent unrequited patriotism in this time of need. Call it a checklist. Call it a spiritual perspective frappé. SUV antenna flags not included.”

Sex Test

TheSpark.com’s Sex Test, Question One:
Did you know that there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially males. Take a look down. Are you male or female?