“We are well-liked by Black people so we’re psyched (since lots of Black people don’t like lots of White people)!! We thought it’d be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN’ domain name and a killer website!!”
Archive for October, 2002
Black People Love Us!
October 19th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Crush all telemarketeers
October 18th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Telemarketing Hell: just follow the script and rejoice whilst telemarketeers eat their shoes. Heheh. Fuck with us, will they?
Spiritual Perspective Frappé
October 18th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Ten sticky and nicely blasphemous things true patriots can do right now to help keep America free: “I have compiled this short list. Things you can do, right now, this minute, to feel more connected and support the nation sans money or blood or prefabricated force-fed rage, and more fully lick the fingertips of your fervent unrequited patriotism in this time of need. Call it a checklist. Call it a spiritual perspective frappé. SUV antenna flags not included.”
Speaking about hate
October 17th, 2002 • Dr Sharleena
Mass Destruction Bidness
October 16th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Okay, I’ve been grinding my teeth over this Axis of Evil War Against Terror World Peace Mass Destruction Bidness long enough now, so I thought I’d present you with a poll. This is merely meant to be food for discussion, so if you have any points to make on the issue, by all means do post a comment (in the forum, or here).
But other than that, I’m really a nice guy
October 16th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
“You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don’t give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn’t care less. You’re the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.”
—Yet Another Personality Test, via The Booge.
Freakatorium
October 16th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Twitch around and have a good time at The Freakatorium Museum.
Sex Test
October 14th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
TheSpark.com’s Sex Test, Question One:
Did you know that there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially males. Take a look down. Are you male or female?
Watch the bun, I mean pun
October 14th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Nothing like a nice piece of cake on one’s birthday.
Blowing air into the wrong hole
October 14th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
File under Educational: Annoying Things Men Do During Sex.
In PlanetZappa.com
October 13th, 2002 • Dr Sharleena
Just noticed this huge gallery of Zappa posters from all times. 157 posters including weird, unusual, modern, americana. Party for the eye!
Gems of the internet
October 13th, 2002 • Dr Sharleena
Always good to visit and revisit: a detailed, accurate report on Jerry Garcia Autopsy. (not for the squeamish hippy yahoo-lonely-searcher)
Precision Processor
October 12th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Congratulations, Barry! Your IQ score is 115. Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Precision Processor. This means that among other things, you have superior skill in mathematics.
But, but - I suck at math!
Update 11/13/03: comments on this thread are now closed.
Homeless
October 12th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Beck’s Sea Change
October 12th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher
Beck’s new album “Sea Change” is out and can be listened to online here. Quite a change from Midnight Vultures or Odelay, but the album is definitely granted the KillUglyRadio Seal of Approval.
Fun Diversions
Zappa Related
- Arf Dot Ru
- Arf Society
- Balint’s Zappa In Hungary
- Bogus Pomp
- Chrome Dinette
- Crush All Boxes
- David Ocker’s Mixed Meters
- FredUnzel
- FZ Lyrics
- Here Comes The Flood
- Jazzappa
- Lamarr Bruister
- Naurin’s FZ Shows
- Planet Of My Dreams
- Planet Zappa
- Planeta Zappa
- Project/Object
- The Grande Mothers
- The Idiot Bastard
- The Scott Thunes Effect
- Ugly Radio Rebellion
- United Mutations
- Zappa In France
- Zappa In Germany
- Zappa In Holland
- Zappa In Sweden
- Zappa Internet Jam
- Zappa Patio
- Zappa Scrapbook
- ZappaLinks.co.uk
- Zone Luco
