Archive for September, 2002

FZ:OZ sum mo’

TheBignote is playing nice to those that haven’t got their FZ:OZ copy yet. Five bootleg tracks from around the same period (’76), with the same minimal line-up. Enjoy!

Easter Eggs

You won’t believe it but Hot Poop is actually an Easter egg. (Watch out for them pop-ups Bob)

Wanna bun?

From butt plugs to sandwiches is but a small step to take here at Hot Poop: The sandwich project‘s aim is to collect the world’s favourite fillings between two pieces of bread.

Butt Plug

When you woke up this morning you knew that something was missing in your life. It wasn’t the new car, the new job, the boyfriend or the girlfriend. But now you know it: it’s the Baby Jesus Butt Plug.

planetZ

A rather large amount of streaming Zappa bootleg audio can be found here (click “radio”) – mainly 80ies material, and also some Roxy stuff, judging from what I’ve listened to so far.

New poetry genre

The following poem has been found in recent excavations in the island of Legrum. Carved in the interior of a “happy meal box”, it’s been signed by Philistina, a Greek lyric poet who was taking a short vacation in Legrum circa 525 BC. Although only fragments of her romantic lyrics survive, it’s well known she pertained to the school of the Intestinal Poetry, among other poets and aficionados. The finding caused rejoicing in the scientific community.

Ode to the Prostate

Oh, Prostate, sweet goddess
responsible of the existence
of almost every child
in a mean distance.

You don’t complain, mutter,
fart or squeak.
You are quiet and discreet
It’s just like if you don’t exist.

Ignored by every porn site
Google search engine can’t find you
just the priviledged proctologist finger
knows about your joys and your goos.

Envy of the Penis!
You guys make me laugh.
Envy of the prostate
Is what we really have.

When i think about the Prostate
I think about a date.
If it’s not here,
maybe in another state.

Philistina
(Legrum Island Condo)

Dumb All Over

Where to go for all things dumb? The Dumb Network.

I just can’t believe you are such… a fool

pres-is-stupid-shirt.jpg

Interesting T-shirt print idea from keindesign clothing.

I bet you that’s a restaurant menu

Cool, refreshing lollipops with a twist. (savored at Korochi’s kitchenette)

What He actually said

If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book.
—God
Says God. (picked from Uren. Dagen. Nachten, don’t miss the cartoon in their first post today! thanks for the laughs Joeri :-)

Shoot or Don’t Shoot??

“Shots like this make me drool kids! Just be sure to hit back far enough to get vitals. GOOD SHOT!” Ted Nugent’s test for Kampers Kids. Not that it’s not educational, but…

Mail Woes

Oops… Just now, I was messing around with Entourage (Mac mail reader) and noticed I hadn’t included the barryATkilluglyradioDOTcom account in my “send & receive all” schedule (Everybody: “Yeah, we know exactly what you mean, Barry”). Once I did, I discovered a number of people had dropped me some kind notes, which I never got to read until now! Mea culpa! Sincere apologies to Mr. Stone, Mr. Tuyttens, Mr. Healy, Mr. Borlasa and the rest of you- your comments/responses are well appreciated…

Silence

One year after the terror attacks: still no official investigation into September 11.
If what this article says is true, it’s dangerously similar to what happens in countries like the one i live in. You will never know.

How the :-) was invented

“Joke” Conversation Thread in which the :-) Was Invented. Apparently the :-) was born exactly 20 years ago…

 PARASKEVIDEKATRIAPHOBIA

Inevitable Friday 13 entry goes here. Did bad luck strike your path today?