Someone explain to me how this is done.
Month: May 2002
Which this or that are you, Part CCXVI
What band instrument are you? I’m a saxophone. Figures. I’m belgian.
Covering Zappa
I’m off to rehearse with the little band I play in shortly. We play a couple of Zappa covers; “Let’s Make The Water Turn Black”, “The Torture Never Stops” and “I’m The Slime”, to be exact.
If you were a musician (well maybe you are), which Zappa tune would you cover? What instrument? And for what reason?
Come As You Are
The Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon: a weekend of solo sex to raise funds for women’s health organizations. Ask your friends and neighbours to sponsor you for every minute of masturbation during May 18-19.
And while you’re at it, perhaps it’s not a bad idea to make use of this Orgasmic Calculator thingee.
Idiot Bastard Again
The Idiot Bastard quotes Joe Travers (FZ vaultmeister): “For those who have ordered the new FZ audio release, he adds, “There is no shipping date for the new Australian concert CD as of yet. I believe there have been at least half of the 5,000 [orders], but don’t quote me.” Ooops!…”
Hehehehe! Ahem…. pardon me.
Roll your own
“You can come up with a Wacko Right Wing Conspiracy Theory of your very own. Simply enter your selections, click the button at the bottom of the page and print it out. You’ll be the hero of your next militia meeting. Have fun, and remember…They are Watching You!”
Have a go yourself…
Don’t miss this
…exquisite source of knowledge:DubyaSpeak.com, the most complete collection of George Dubya Bush quotes available anywhere on the Internet. And don’t forget to vote in the poll, Favorite DubyaSpeak III! I’m still thinking my vote! (hard one)