Month: March 2002

Aliens, pandas, and a dead toad. Joe Cartoon cartoons usually make more sense than this, but I think that is what I like about this one. As we used to say in New England…. Wicked bizaaa!

There’s a rather heated debate going on over at the forums about the new Zappa release. My recent post here seems to have added to this… so instead of having it constipate the comments on HotPoop, go read the entire thread here and add your two cents if you feel like it. There’s room for everyone.

For those of you that are unfortunate enough to be unfamiliar with Zippy The Pinhead, this should change your life for the better. I was unable to link to the specific page I wanted (Zippyisms), no matter, I highly recommend checking out the whole site. Zippy is Godlike in stature. Somewhere in Waxahatchie a chiropractor is is misdialing a telephone number.

I’m going to vent here, so make way.
As a loyal Zappa fan, I was being all excited over the new FZ release, “Frank Zappa In Australia”. Pre-ordering was going to start last monday. So on tuesday, I went over to Barfko Swill and filled out the form in order to place my order. I got an error from the form at each time I tried to submit it – I retried 16 times. “CVV2 number wrong”, “Duplicate Order”, you name it. Never did i receive an order confirmation. The day after, I got a call from my bank asking me if it was normal that “a certain amount had been withdrawn from my Visa credit card 17 times”. You guessed it: each time I got an error message, the amount had been taken from my Visa card. I’ve sent two e-mails to barfko.swill@zappa.com asking them to rectify this; no response yet. I’m facing having to pay for 17 copies of “FZ in Australia”.
With all due respect to the ZFT: that pre-ordering form does not work properly to say the least; and you have your webmaster to blaim for it. I will not pay for 17 copies because some shmuck of a would-be webmaster is fucking things up. Oh, and hey? This is my first and last barfkoswill purchase ever.
Thank you. I feel better now.

Have endless time of fun with the Jennifer Lopez Butt Enlarger!
(Aaand…It’s Search Engines Time AGAIN…!
Here at HotPoop…
Home of the Big Tit Links…!)

I am writing to express my indignation at the Callahan cartoon that stated, “Let’s wok the dog,” while portraying an elderly Asian couple sitting in their living room dressed in what appear to be traditional Chinese garments.
American cartoonist John Callahan gets his share of hate mail for his work. Most often, they’re hilareous.

Brace yourselves, he’s phat, he’s tight, he’s off the chain, he’s off the heezy fer sheezy, he’s hard as hell, he’s Y2Khai. Mad props to J Shu & her bro.

I just discovered an interesting weblog after it recently linked to HotPoop: Parallax View. And via that blog, I came across Zapology which, contrary to what its title might suggest, has nothing to do with Frank Zappa. Nice read nonetheless.

… and now for something completely silly:

test yourself at fontlover.com!

Comment Bob a couple of comments back:
“OK, call me slow, but I figured it out. Guarantee sales of $150,000, and ZFT will do the project. My question again, why the fuck don’t they just say that instead of dicking people around? This may never see the light of day…”

In the midst of all the recent pre-ordering madness, I managed to re-install three image-galleries. Among them are pictures from Zappening 2000, taken by SOFA, who also wrote an elaborate yet tasty review of the events right here.
(And no, I still haven’t managed to fucking pre-order! grmbl…)

Imagine, if you will, YOU are Noah and God has chosen YOU to fill the Ark. What animals would you leave to drown? This guy went through the trouble of of putting his list together. The least you can do is read the damn thing.

Everything you wanted to know about the Hendrix Strat but were afraid to ask.

Here’s is one for gourmets & gourmands HotPoop readers: The Single Man’s Guide to TV Dinners.
A complete review on those bright, colorful tv dinners. Don’t go to the supermarket without consulting it!

Something for the good Dr. Has anyone ever heard of this girl before?