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The task: to develop

January 10th, 2002 • Barry's Imaginary Publisher

2 Responses to “The task: to develop”

1. stephen says:
   December 28th, 2002 at 6:33 pm »

   Gravy: When I was young there were only two primary types, brown gravy and white gravy. My dad preferred white gravy but my dad’s brother preferred brown gravy when they were growing up.

   Thus, the great schism began.

   For lazy gravy makers, I suggest Satarain’s gravy powder. Just pour it in some pan drippings or in some milk and water and stir. However, there is nothing like the real thing.

   Everything’s better with gravy. I love Col. Sander’s gravy but it tastes like instant soup mix. Even so, it’s some of the best out there.

   America should build a shrine to Gravy. We should dig a huge hole in the ground, the size of Lake Michigan, and fill it with gravy. Perhaps there could be a dyke or containment wall. Half of the lake would contain white, half brown..

   After all, this is America.

2. stephen says:
   December 28th, 2002 at 6:33 pm »

   Gravy: When I was young there were only two primary types, brown gravy and white gravy. My dad preferred white gravy but my dad’s brother preferred brown gravy when they were growing up.

   Thus, the great schism began.

   For lazy gravy makers, I suggest Satarain’s gravy powder. Just pour it in some pan drippings or in some milk and water and stir. However, there is nothing like the real thing.

   Everything’s better with gravy. I love Col. Sander’s gravy but it tastes like instant soup mix. Even so, it’s some of the best out there.

   America should build a shrine to Gravy. We should dig a huge hole in the ground, the size of Lake Michigan, and fill it with gravy. Perhaps there could be a dyke or containment wall. Half of the lake would contain white, half brown..

   After all, this is America.