Well, I have to

Well, I have to tell you: since I posted something about Mariah Carey’s breasts, our stats have been shooting through the roof. There is apparently a profound need for some people to find out what they look like.
So, in another attempt to skyrocket our stats, I’m now going to type: “Madonna nude getting it on with Kylie Minogue wearing nothing but a couple of white socks, whilst Brad Pitt is watching this in his underwear all the while sniffing at Jennifer Aniston’s G-string”. Yes, we need to lure those ignorant websurfers into the trail of wisdom…