One Size Fits All
Released: June 25 1975
Tracklist
- Inca Roads
- Can’t Afford No Shoes
- Sofa No. 1
- Po-Jama People
- Florentine Pogen
- Evelyn, A Modified Dog
- San Ber’dino
- Andy
- Sofa No. 2
Line-up
Frank Zappa (guitars, vocals), George Duke (keyboards, synthesizers, vocals), Napoleon Murphy Brock (flute, tenor sax, vocals), Chester Thompson (drums), Tom Fowler (bass), Ruth Underwood (percussion), James ‘Bird Legs’ Youman (bass), Johnny Guitar Watson (flambe vocals), Bloodshot Rollin’ Red (harmonica)
(143 votes, average: 9.60 out of 10) 
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June 18th, 2003 at 8:05 pm »
Brilliant.
June 19th, 2003 at 12:03 pm »
I never tire of listening to OSFA – a real masterpiece.
September 6th, 2003 at 4:36 am »
I cannot believe just how downright amazing “One Size Fits All” is. It stands head and shoulders above just about anything else Zappa released in the ’70’s, and that decade was so prolific, that’s really saying something.
Zappa often spoke about his distaste for the stodgy, boring, intellectual and “cranial” personalities of the Duke/Brock/Fowler/Thompson/R. Underwood 1973-1974 band, and that personal distaste is well-represented by the stinging “Po-Jama People” on this album, but no matter how much the personalities failed to jibe, the MUSICIANSHIP was something truly beyond this world. Anyone who wants to argue that George Duke wasn’t the FINEST KEYBOARD PLAYER Zappa ever had should really be ready for a fight, and the funky grooves of Thompson and Fowler really set this group apart. Ruth is mind boggling with her mallet playing, and the songs/compositions just dazzle, amaze and mystify (they also groove and drive like mad). “Inca Roads” is so intricately and amazingly composed, I STILL never fail to sit and listen with my jaw on the floor. This album is the sound of a truly great band working at its PEAK, without a doubt.
Something that Tommy Mars once pointed out as well, is that it is also the stunning PRODUCTION of “One Size Fits All” that sets it apart from other inferior-sounding Zappa works. The DYNAMIC RANGE of the recording (on ANY medium-album, casette, CD, whatever) is GORGEOUS. The LOW END on the album, especially in Tom Fowler’s wonderful “growling” bass parts is AWESOME, and the other instruments just sparkle and sound so THICK AND RICH. Compare the dazzling HI-FI sound of “One Size Fits All” with the very mid-rangy, thin-bass sound of “Joe’s Garage” and you will know what I am talking about immediately.
This album represents and end to another rich chapter in Frank’s varied musical career (some would argue the BEST or the RICHEST, and I really can’t blame them). Right after this, Frank started mutating this masterful band into a much “dirtier” and (honestly) younger, HORNIER bunch of guys (Bozzio, O’Hearn) who would play with far more speed and (arguably) precision, but lack the rich, funkier, groovalicious finesse of this amazing ensemble.
“One Size Fits All” HAS to be counted in the list of possibly TOP FIVE GREATEST Zappa albums of ALL TIME. It is an ESSENTIAL masterwork, one that has only ripened with time and countless listens. I can completely understand Frank’s bitterness when he tried to redirect his listeners back to this album in the liner notes to “Zappa In New York”. He casually mentions there that he put a lot of work into “One Size Fits All”. That’s really an understatement. This is a Zappa masterpiece.
September 12th, 2003 at 3:59 am »
I totally agree Marko! The dynamic range on this album Pegs the red on the VU’s. When you listen to Inca Roads the cymbals are distorted (from a high recording level). the whole is a masterpiece. By the way, does anyone have POJAMA PEOPLE on ANY ? BOOTLEGS?! I’ve failed to notice any.
October 30th, 2003 at 10:27 am »
“Inca Roads” is a great piece of SciFi Art Rock, with a humorous Zappa twist to it and a killer guitar solo . The rest of the album is pretty good too. On the technicial side, this was probably the best sounding mastering job I’ve heard on any album from the 1970s (I’m talking about the original vinyl), real clear and clean across the entire audio spectrum. This transferred to cd very well, so it is still one of FZ’s best sounding albums.
October 31st, 2003 at 3:56 am »
Thick. Intense. Rich and dense with sound and innuendo. This album had practically been the soundtrack of my life since I was 18. I’m 45 now and can still easily recite the lyrics to “Evelyn the Modified Dog” without flaw. Every time I meet or think about someone from the SouthWest, all I can hear is the tune “San Berdeano”. This, without a doubt, is some of FZ’s best work. Jeez, just the thought of the album makes me want to go smoke a fat one ;-)
April 30th, 2004 at 2:05 pm »
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December 8th, 2004 at 4:56 pm »
my first FZ album. And of course, I love it. Everything there is just perfect. After listening to this album, my conception of music totally changed, like every Zappa fan with their first album I guess. Well, if you still don’t have that one, go out now and buy it!
December 10th, 2004 at 10:52 pm »
Without doubt a masterpiece, which gets better every time you listen to it.
Pojama People must rank as one of Frank’s best ever guitar solo’s.
I wonder though..
Marko J says above Frank wrote Pojama People about his ’73/4 band, I thought it was written about his ’72 band members who he made ‘Waka/Jawaka’ & ‘The Grand Wazoo’ with? On the ‘Roxy’ and ‘YCDTOSA 2’ (not to mention the studio) albums they made they sound like they’re having a great time with each other.
February 23rd, 2005 at 2:01 am »
Just a follow-up to the previous reviewer “Fido” because he mentioned my earlier review. There is no doubt that Frank loved PLAYING with his ’73/’74 band, but I am almost positive in everything that I read from his quotes that the off-stage behaviors of that same band BORED HIM TO DEATH. Frank seemed to really enjoy touring with personalities that would provide for him fascinating and vicarious observation material (like “The Mud Shark”, “Stevie’s Spanking”, etc…), and it seems that all the Underwood/Duke/Fowler/Thompson band wanted to do was sit around and play chess. That definitely turned Frank off, but when the band was on the stage or in the studio, those folks could really PLAY!!!! Even if he was bored with their off-stage personalities, I truly think that Frank did love them all, and really did enjoy playing music with them always.
May 25th, 2005 at 5:36 am »
Another great one! ‘Sofa’=magic. Oh, take the initials of the album
OSFA.
Now change the first two letters.
SOFA.
May 25th, 2005 at 9:56 pm »
Florentine Pogen is simply wonderful. Inca Roads and Pojama People are also awesome! A 10-
July 14th, 2005 at 9:41 pm »
San Ber’dino — That guitar is out of this world.
Stellar album!
Heaven to my ears this one.
September 11th, 2005 at 10:56 am »
Still amazing….the playing, the numbers, the balence of the album……try not to play it again when it’s over……everything that’s truely great about FZ here!
December 9th, 2005 at 4:49 pm »
This album still blows me away after three decades. Most notably the guitar solo and
the instrumental section thereafter on “Inca
Roads”.
It turns me into a human goose-pimple.
February 18th, 2006 at 9:00 pm »
I bought the 8track over 30 yrs ago. Sat back in the seat of my ’62 Volvo, wiped the bong water from the corners of my mouth, I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.
After all these years, still my favorite!
July 12th, 2006 at 10:01 pm »
Simplemente el albun¿m más perfecto de la historia, inca road para siempre.
November 18th, 2006 at 10:59 am »
I need the words of red sofa Nr.2, especially
the german words.
Maybee Frank can here me?
Hühnerschaf (Lord of Lumbago)
December 12th, 2006 at 5:40 pm »
who is playing slide guitar on Sanberdino? the album says frank plays all guitars, but i’ve never heard him play slibe before.
December 13th, 2006 at 6:24 am »
Hey Joe,
it’s Frank on fretless guitar. Also on “Can’t Afford No Shoes”.
Michael
December 14th, 2006 at 9:18 am »
Hmm, it doesn’t really sound like Frank’s style, is it possibly Denny Walley?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:17 pm »
Rock, Funk, Jazz and more besides. Excellent sound too!
January 11th, 2008 at 7:11 am »
I love the songs on this album. It really is great. But I prefer the live “Roxy & Elsewhere”. I think Zappa’s live music was always more dynamic than the studio stuff. Well, live music in general..
Plus with that killer group!
Chester & George Duke. Killer combo..
March 7th, 2008 at 8:57 pm »
Incredible. This is the work of a genius.
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:53 pm »
This album is to Frank Zappa what “Relayer” is to Yes – the best album of the career.
Th.
March 3rd, 2009 at 4:41 pm »
“Thinman” i have to agree with you on those! (many FZ fans list OSFA as their fav., but few Yes fans would list Relayer i would think, though it is my favorite from them–even without Bruford on it!)
and I’m on the slender side myself–always distrusted them fat people!
July 10th, 2009 at 9:02 pm »
Precise and passionate, this line-up really is superb. The compositions and melodies are strong across the board, Inca Roads being a real Zappa acheivement. I think it’s the best example of Zappa’s penchant for mixing the brash with the poignant. This was the heyday of analog, “dirty but pure” recording. These chess playin’ big-brains sound inspired at every moment and there is not a wasted second. For me, this was the last of Zappa’s music that I truly love and will stay up all night playing and discussing. I saw the Zoot Allures band when I was 18 and, really, it seemed over by then.
Kids should be shown videos of this “color blind” band in action (you tube has a few awseome ones. This will help demolish any racial stereotyping that seems worse today than ever.
September 21st, 2009 at 12:36 pm »
My review for this album:
http://alexwritesaboutstuff.blogspot.com/2009/06/mothers-of-invention-one-size-fits-all.html
Feel free to leave a comment. Unless you’re Bob. (Comments on the blog require moderation anyway.)
September 23rd, 2009 at 5:10 pm »
I’m Bob, and you’re not.
April 1st, 2010 at 7:25 pm »
I have to disagree with whoever said that “Po-Jama People” was about the ’73/’74 band, because Frank himself said his favorite release he ever did was “You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 2, The Helsinki Concerts” which of course, was material recorded solely by the ’73/’74 band
April 2nd, 2010 at 8:25 am »
I pretty sure “Po-jama People” is about the Wazoo-band.
November 6th, 2011 at 1:36 am »
Is there anything better? ¿hay algo mejor?
February 15th, 2012 at 11:20 pm »
my desert island disc without a doubt. Never tire of listening to this masterpiece. If I had to pick only one track it would be Inca Roads. In fact I shall play it right now…
November 20th, 2012 at 11:44 am »
One Size Fits All is many Zappa fans’ favourite, as is well-known.
‘Po-jama People’ is definitely not about the 73-74 band. They had a great laugh on the road. ‘Ruthie-Ruthie’, Marty and the dogs, ‘Tush Tush Tush’ – these guys are anything but boring.