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Debrakadabra
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Well, here I am. It's time to start. It's dark outside, things are quiet and calm. I hope your ready, Frankie!
Okay, let's see if I have everything. I've swept the Cosmic Debris out of the room. Now, I'm going to place the candles on top of the computer, since I can't use my spell table. A pair of red man and woman candles on either side of my rubber chicken. Now I'll place the other candles around the room. I have my amulet. The castenets are over the door by the incense burners. At great expense I have a quadraphonic stereo. Let's flip that mother on. Turn the TV on to Channel 13. Sure is slimy there. Place the large steaming cup of black coffee and the cigarettes on the pentacle. Also I borrowed from my friend Tina a precious guitar pick from the March 3rd, 1988 concert with Sting at the Auditorium Theatre in Chicago to put beside them. I think I'm ready. Whoops! I gotta sprinkle some dust of the Grand Wazoo around. Put a little Oil of Aphrodite behind my ears. Slip my pointy shoes and my poncho off. Boy, my ankles are a little puffy!
Take a deep breath, Debra. There's my pipe, maybe I'll just have a little smoke, sorry Frank! Mmm, that's better!
Now, put the needle on the beginning of King Kong, light the candles and the patchouli incense. I'm ready to cast the circle!
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Debrakadabra
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I've got my wand that I bought in East LA and start in front of the computer.
I DRAW MY CIRCLE ON THE GROUND,
TO KING KONG'S HEAVY DUTY SOUND.
KEEP THE PIGS AND PONIES AWAY,
UNTIL THE VERY LIGHT OF DAY.
CAST THE DANCING SPELL TONIGHT
FOR ECSTACY BY PALE MOONLIGHT!
Now I'll call the guardians to make sure we are undisturbed.
AIR, FIRE, WATER, EARTH
BRING THIS SPELL OF MINE TO BIRTH.
BRING BREATH, LIFE, JOY AND MIRTH
Now, here comes the hardest part, the invocation!
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Debrakadabra
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I'll stand here in front of the computer and lift my arms to the sky.
O FRANK, O FRANK!
I WANT TO YANK YOUR CRANK!
I FEEL ABSOLUTELY FREE,
BECAUSE THIS WAS MEANT TO BE!
SPIRIT DO YOUR MIDNIGHT CREEP
AND I WILL GIVE YOU BAS RELIEF!
O FRANK, O FRANK!
I WANT TO YANK YOUR CRANK!
I FEEL ABSOLUTELY FREE,
BECAUSE THIS WAS MEANT TO BE!
SPIRIT DO YOUR MIDNIGHT CREEP........
Wait a minute! I feel warm breath on my neck...
and something poking the small of my back
Turn around slowly.......
It's so very hard to see, there is such a mist in the room
That hair, that mustache and imperial, that nose!
That, that...Is that your aura or are you just glad to see me?
Oh no, it's Help I'm a Rock! I forgot that comes on after King Kong! The walls are all melty and dripping and there are all these colors around everything! You know, I've never seen the air so wavy!
I'm going under the water!
I see the blue light
The true light!
The blue light, the N light, the blue light, the N light!!!!!!
Darrrrrrrrrrk wwwwattttteeerrrrr
enveloping the bathtub
uuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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NoPlasticRobots
Official KUR Polling Master
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Posts: 118
Ah, the familiar sound of lonely person devices...
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I'm scared.......
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Who are you?
I live here.
I live here.
That's my name too.
Were you ever not living here?
I don't think so.
Nah, I was in a drum.
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sharleena
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I'm scared.......
Me too, i won't look or i'll have nightmares...You tell me what happens |
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zappa6995
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Oh no! What happened to Debk??   |
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Caress me (ah!)
Caress me Aunt Jemima
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Debrakadabra
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AAAAAgggghhhh........
This place luks tirrabel....
How did i git bye da dor?
Frankie ar u her?
sumbdie arsk hm a questun.
see f hes ok
aggghhh........
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Debrakadabra
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Cough, cough. Oooh. I feel a little better. What a storm last night! What was going on here??? I don't remember anything. I think I had a dream.... And I was there, and Frankie was there and the snake was there and the cat was there.
Everythings turned over and there's candle wax all over the place! What time is it? 3:14? So I've been out for seven hours. Wait a minute, it's Sunday!!!! Did what I think happen, really happen?
Wait,...... it's commin' back! I was trying to force Frankie to come back to the corporeal realm for my own neferious purposes. I-I-I-I think I suceeded. But where is he now? And zuffering Zombie Woof why am I on the floor?
Sofa?...Sharleena?....I think Zappa6995 was here. Yeah! there was a big lightning strike and the computer crashed and..... I think I was hallucinating again. I wonder if Frankie even was aware of what was happening. Well,...... this is what happens when you use manipulative magic. It comes back and bites ya on the ass! Speaking of which, I think I'm gonna haul mine back upstairs and collapse.
Ack! My mouth tastes like somebody walked through it. Strangely, I feel a lot calmer, kinda warm all over, like a problem has been resolved! Frankie, are you there? Won't you please come back on line? I'll even ask you all the questions about all the tours from beginning to end....As soon as my head stops pounding and I can walk upright again.
Maybe this has all been in my head!
But, that's funny, the coffee and the cigarettes are gone!
DebK
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Frankie
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Hey!
Just what in Earth's name is going on around here? I'm sitting quietly at a conference on seraphim control and the next thing I know a bunch of the little suckers start spinning around my (well, what used to be known as) member. Before I even had the chance to think if it was a class demonstration, they whisk me out of the meeting.
Next thing I know, I'm assaulted by colored lights and raucous sound waves - spewing energy like it is some unlimited resource - that threaten to shred the photons from my aura.
Just as fast, I'm back at the conference and the other ethers looking at me like I've lost my ambiance...
I check in at the forum and read this thread; it appears I've been channeled. Great! Just great! Not only did the experience suck a tremendous amount of energy from my personal plane, but I get a written warning about traveling outside the realm! And they've taken away my music condition as punishment...
Do you have any idea what it's like here without a personal music condition? It means I must exist on the PA, which is no treat.
Shit I'm tired...
Look, Dk, I'm happy to talk to you - but I can't be your personal gratification. That's not what the ethers are for. Your little soiree into the netherrealms has cost me status - and this AINT high school! It robbed a bunch of energy that I could use otherwise - like responding here - and, believe it or not, that energy cannot be replaced.
Now, excuse me everyone, but my condition is not at all well - I remember feeling this wiped-out before, right before I left the corporeal. I'm going to find a quiet sector and charge. Please forgive any delays in my respon
se, as I ne
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sharleena
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[color=Purple]Cough, cough. Oooh. I feel a little better. What a storm last night! What was going on here???
Everythings turned over and there's candle wax all over the place! What time is it? 3:14? So I've been out for seven hours. Wait a minute, it's Sunday!!!! Did what I think happen, really happen?
Wait,...... it's commin' back! I was trying to force Frankie to come back to the corporeal realm for my own neferious purposes. I-I-I-I think I suceeded. But where is he now? And zuffering Zombie Woof why am I on the floor?
Sofa?...Sharleena?....I think Zappa6995 was here. Yeah! Oh...my!! Good morning everyone! I can't recall being so scared since i was a teenage and we were playing Ouija, and a guy named "ADOLF" appeared...! but none of the wonderful Xeffects of this time occurred... I was there but i was hided behind NoPlasticRobots, i didn't want to see, he had to tell me what was happening... But look what the insomnia brings, DebKa! At this rythm, there's gonna be no KUR poster to hold this kinda experiences! [color=Purple] there was a big lightning strike and the computer crashed and..... although your power is pretty evident, that's the problem with DOS Windows system (that was your diagnosis in that test, no?). No offense, but they can't stand any kind of teletransportation, etheric mutation, etc. Probably that wouldn't have occurred with a Mac  [color=Purple] I think I was hallucinating again. I wonder if Frankie even was aware of what was happening. Oh, yes he does...See his reply next to your post...He was exhausted, apparently. [color=Purple]
Maybe this has all been in my head! It occurred in mine too! But i didn't see any Security Person around. I wonder where that Administrator is when things happens here. Those bureaucrates! [color=Purple] But, that's funny, the coffee and the cigarettes are gone! hehehe... PS: i'm sorry about al the lovin' link=board=5;threadid=61 %&&*^*^html stuff, but it's Sunday, we all have had a terrible night, and i can't figure out right now how i can get rid of it  Anyways: i hope Frankie (and you Deb) recovers soon... I'm sending two bowls of Holy Chicken Soup, one of for each of you. Hope this helps. S |
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Debrakadabra
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Thanks Sharleena. You've been there for me!
I think what we all need to do is get back to normal. Like you say it's been a terrible night. And I think I have learned a little lesson, too. I only hope that Frankie will recover. Great chicken soup! You must give me the recipe!
Peace!
DebK
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