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Frank Zappa / The Blue Light / Re:some quetions on FZ's lyrics
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on: December 31, 2004, 01:44:36 PM
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 I feel so stoopid, again
Of course you must be right because you make it sound like you are. That's why I'm going to pay attention to you.
What really is sad is she is right again. BTW, if I do use your marketing suggestion I would have to make the PP very colorful because I'm really into color, lots of them. I'm trying to imagine it now.
I don't sing or play in a band I'm just one of those consumers. But how come those that do play can't play FZ songs?
Is it a grand design by FZ or what? |
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Frank Zappa / The Blue Light / Re:FZ on GdubBush from beyond the grave
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on: December 29, 2004, 10:33:40 PM
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Dog Breath are you critizizin an American President? Pat Robinson ran for President and George W. Bush spanked him bad. So don't give us any of your EU spew. President Bush went to Berlin and in their Vondersburgen, or whatever those sausage makers call it now, said, "American invasionary forces have been here before, remember?" President Bush has a way with words and US Invasionary Forces, if you know what I mean?
My wife is DAR (Daughter of the American Revolution) which is a sexist biggotted organization that my sons can't join but my daughter can. My Great Great Great Grandfather was one of 1000 men in the IOWA 23rd in the Civil War. Only 250 came home at the end. My Dad was in WW2 fighting Japanese. 75% of his buddy's were killed in just one battle.
You are in good hands because America protects the Globe. Imagine if Hitler had the POWER of the US Military. We would all be saying, "Heil Hitler", today. Yup, Americans are dying daily to keep the world save. My RIGHTS to burn the flag with a gun in my hand is what makes me an American. And Frank Zappa laid down the LAW on the FREE SPEECH too. Yes, Frank Zappa was a great American fighting for individual rights.
As a matter of fact it was Tipper Gore Frank was fighting. Al Gore ran against President Bush in 2000. At the TIME President Bush was in Austin, Texas, as their Govenor. At the end of the Muff'n Man FZ names the band in the song then hells, "Goodnight Austin, Texas, where ever you are."
Now that's what I call TIME TRAVEL.
Z Woof |
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Frank Zappa / The Blue Light / Re:some quetions on FZ's lyrics
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on: December 29, 2004, 10:05:41 PM
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Bobby Brown was a homo. He was normal at first in high school after the women. But after graduating and trying to get a job (EDITOR), a gig, or in a movie as an actor Bobby goes gay and puts things up his butt. I think hampster up his butt sounds better. But I'm an American.
Americans will do ANYTHING to get A HEAD.
Thanks for your insight SOFA, I love that song, SOFA that is. My name, Z Woof, has absolutely nothing to do with FZ. My Romanian boss called me that because she couldn't speak English well. She called gay people, "happy people".
I know an Hungarian babe and I asked her how to say wolf in Hungarian and she said, "Focker". I told her that was kinda funny in American. Then completely out of the blue she said, "Really, we have another word that is funny. When I say goodbye to my Mom we say "kisses" and the word we use is "pussy." So I just had to ask her how do you say, "Wolf kisses?" That's right, it's FOCKER PUSSY. Now my wife gets mad at me when I call for my little baby puppy Polly to give me some kisses. She is so cruel.
Jimmy Buffet sings, "Some people say there's a woman to blame, but I know, IT'S ALL WOMENS' FAULT."
My wife has a crack in her head but her hair covers that. It's the same across the nation, and globe I guess, the male discrimination. I mean what could be wrong for me to call my puppy Polly by screaming, "Focker Pussy, POW POW POW," She is a Methodist, my wife, not Polly.
Hey SOFA, my wife and I are in dispute over how big the Montana pony is. I say you hold up your hand and use your thumb and forefinger about 2 1/2 inches. She says it's holding your hand 1 foot off the ground. So which is it? Come across. Be a real straight arrow with me so I can ride in your bus. |
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Frank Zappa / The Blue Light / Re:Who’s ‘’The Slime’’?
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on: December 29, 2004, 09:09:41 PM
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 The SLIME is in the eye of the beholder exactly like the YELLOW SNOW.
I think of the SLIME as being Blue Cross Association in the USA. Let's shine a little BLUE LIGHT on them. Think like me, A TOOL OF THE GOVERNMENT and INDUSTRY TOO. Like in Michigan. They write the laws and have a political PAC too. Sure they rule with millions of people in just one state. When I add all the Blue Cross's from all states I see FRANKENSTEIN. Lucky America will figure it out real soon then it will be FEEDING TIME.
I think of SLIME as Propaganda, or Poot, or Cosmic Debris. Muff'n really MATTERS. Or the Muff'n Man Stuff'n your head (EU) full of nutt'n. You know it's MOLD TIME. But I have a crystal ball, sure you do. I think it's TIME to dance the MUDD SHARK with Bobby Brown or Fred. Some people will do anything to get a head.
I'm dangerous like broken glass. Deadly as a heart attack. Against me the BLUES are as helpless as a broken back. I'll take Blue Cross and lay them down and if all else fails, I will pound them with a hammer on a Bed'O'Nails.
Z Woof |
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Frank Zappa / Strictly Critique / Re:The "I-Was-There" Thread
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on: December 25, 2004, 10:11:11 PM
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Exactly, like usual the first time was the best, it was fantastic. I didn't know what to expect I was just 17 and in Kansas Kansas Kansas City in 1971. Very small crowd of about 200 people and the stage light was blue. I remember everybody screaming for their special songs. But Frank whipped us in line like a pack of poodles. Zappa zed, "Hey - do I look like a jutebox that you put in a nickle or a dime and I spew forth?"
A hush fell over the crowd and FZ splained hisself, "We will play the songs we want to play and a bunch of them are new." There must have been other people on stage but Zappa stole the show.
Arf, Arf blue Zappa spew blended with the old and the new. Pow, Pow, Pow, my mind was totally controlled and stuffed into some zomby mold. Dynomite machine I'm still waiting for my water to turn green.
Frank Zappa will never die. FZ will be more famous in 300 years from now than he is today, especially in Berlin, der sausage makers. And Antwurp too. Be alive in 2305 and you will see it's true, no jive. It's just a matter of TIME before Zappa, being so bold, has the whole world bambooSOLD. It's bewildering and bazaar. Besides, EU people are so easy to hoze. |
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Frank Zappa / Strictly Critique / Re:What's your opinion of Ahmet?
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on: December 21, 2004, 03:42:52 PM
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Funny you should ask about Ahmet. I did a google search on fruitcake Zappa and what popped up - cookingwithbigfoot.com - Ahmet has his picture in the beginning of the show.
It's fantatastic. Thank you Ahmet if you are involved. |
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Frank Zappa / Hot Plate Heaven / Re:Frankie's Greatest Hits #8
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on: December 20, 2004, 05:20:57 AM
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Yo Bro Wino,
You say, "Poodles have me pondering." 8/9/00
Well I thought about this for 4 years and right off the top of my head I think I can straighten you out.
Think of propaganda, or a plate full of poot. Now visualize a poodle or a walking trimmed hedge taking a great big bite and then chewing kinda Frenchlike. Sure its mind stuffin nuttin.
It was all explained to me by my sales manager when I worked for Richard Simmons. Boy did she teach me how to hoze fat women in Romanian. She was captain of the Romanian Olympic rowing team. She said, "Rhonnn, you must be like Z Woof." At first I didn't understand but those days of confusion are over now, finally. She also said, "Rhonnn, look at all the little piggies, it's like a mountain of money." Sure Romania is the home town of the vampires but she was always right. That's why she ran Chicago Health Clubs and Denver's Holidays and both cities Richard Simmons clubs. Sure she brought in a couple of million dollars a week. But she also said, "Close the lights."
Albert Einstein said, "There are only 2 things in the universe that are infinate. One is the universe itself and the other is human ignorance. And we are not sure about the universe anymore." Didn't FZ say, "You are dumb all over?" Sorry Wino, Albert and FZ were talking about [YOU].
I think of you as a super computer Wino. I was informed by a Brain Surgeon (BS). BS says you have simply had faulty programming from years of mind numbing propaganda or Cosmic Debris. But Hitler's guy, Geobbels, said, "Der propagander is blown away so snellingly with der troof."
Sure current USA propaganda is so thick you could cut it with a knife. Sure the Cosmic Debri is causing citizens strife. Sure when I inform the globe it will be global de-lite. But currently the bewilderment is kinda nice. I'm a professional salzman so I only think of bambooSOLD you in this poot for poot fight. Why? Because I'm only in it for the money, capiss?
Here is a clue Wino Man. On 12/16/2004, the 60th anniversary of the "Battle of the Bulge" (Fat term), President Bush said, "I just enrolled in a Tax Free HSA." The Prez also said, "We need to let younger workers have the option of Tax Free PSAs in Social Security (SS)." Collectively, the tax free HSA and PSA are the President's Ownership Society (OZ). So just ask yourself this question Wino Man, "Would you rather live in a land of OZ or would you prefer Jack Booted NAZI SS Storm Troopers?" Take your TIME. Hey Wino Man, you can cut off my head but you can't change my mind.
Hey Wino, I strive to bring Clarity to your Complexity, for free I might add.
Hey Wino Man, there is a free lunch, we are eating it now, you poodle, may I get you a napkin?
Remember Wino, Cosmic Debris is so weak the slightest breeze will blow it away. And the troof is like Hurricain Andrew, level 5. When the poot is replaced the Zombie troof will stay. Particularly in Florida where the palm trees sway. Go Jeb go.
Tipper Gore is the most dangerous woman on the planet.
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