You Gotta Have Goals, Guys…

On the bright side, at least you aren’t Canadian (these evil sons-a-bitches have been planning world domination ever since 1867…just watch ’em). Take the music of Celine Dion, for instance (an insidious effort to turn everyone into Canadians, one person at a time). I dare not link to any of her music videos for fear of infecting this great site, Barry.

19 Responses to “You Gotta Have Goals, Guys…”

  1. Clenn says:

    An Otter bit me once 🙁 they’re not all that cute.

  2. Harry Barris says:

    This is old classic Leary, back when he still had his own hair, before he lost it, and had to get transplants or plugs or whatever. (though i guess technically that is still your own hair!)
    Just like Jim Carrey, Matthew McCoungehey (no talent), etc., etc. But i know, who cares.

  3. Andrew says:

    Wow this is sim…. um inspir…… fuck it.
    Dennis Leary ripped off Bill Hicks in every
    way shape and form.

  4. Paul Sempschi says:

    Remember that old joke? Why does Leary have millions and Hicks died a penniless unknown? Because “there is no cure for cancer”

    Denis is a scum sucking Hicks tribute band… and he did a damn good job of it. I’d listen to that hollow headed hynea any day before I’d sneeze at Dane Cook.

  5. urbangraffito says:

    In any analysis between Denis Leary and Bill Hicks, one cannot help but come to the conclusion that, yes, Leary’s act owes a great debt to Bill Hicks. One must also conclude that Leary’s act was more successful that Hick’s because anyone who has viewed Hick’s act, albeit hilarious, often crosses the line into angry, hurtful, and sometimes hateful. Leary was able to stop himself before going that far.

  6. urbangraffito says:

    For instance:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PdKpR9qNtg

  7. Empire Hancock says:

    A quote from Andrew:

    Wow this is sim…. um inspir…… fuck it.
    Dennis Leary ripped off Bill Hicks in every
    way shape and form.

    Bitch, please.

  8. Empire Hancock says:

    A quote from urbangraffito:

    In any analysis between Denis Leary and Bill Hicks, one cannot help but come to the conclusion that, yes, Leary’s act owes a great debt to Bill Hicks. One must also conclude that Leary’s act was more successful that Hick’s because anyone who has viewed Hick’s act, albeit hilarious, often crosses the line into angry, hurtful, and sometimes hateful. Leary was able to stop himself before going that far.

    Bill Hicks was too often too smug for his own good and it made him seem unlikeable and not as funny as he really was (sometimes, and sometimes he just wasn’t funny.)

  9. vince says:

    Yeah, I CAN’T see Hick’s voicing an computer animated animal.

  10. vince says:

    Oh, and did anyone here hear that Letterman had Bill’s mom on, as a way to make sure he doesn’t look TOO much like a DICK, in the movie being made about Bill?

  11. William says: