You Gotta Have Goals, Guys…

On the bright side, at least you aren’t Canadian (these evil sons-a-bitches have been planning world domination ever since 1867…just watch ’em). Take the music of Celine Dion, for instance (an insidious effort to turn everyone into Canadians, one person at a time). I dare not link to any of her music videos for fear of infecting this great site, Barry.

19 Responses to “You Gotta Have Goals, Guys…”

  1. Clenn says:

    An Otter bit me once 🙁 they’re not all that cute.

  2. Harry Barris says:

    This is old classic Leary, back when he still had his own hair, before he lost it, and had to get transplants or plugs or whatever. (though i guess technically that is still your own hair!)
    Just like Jim Carrey, Matthew McCoungehey (no talent), etc., etc. But i know, who cares.

  3. Andrew says:

    Wow this is sim…. um inspir…… fuck it.
    Dennis Leary ripped off Bill Hicks in every
    way shape and form.

  4. Paul Sempschi says:

    Remember that old joke? Why does Leary have millions and Hicks died a penniless unknown? Because “there is no cure for cancer”

    Denis is a scum sucking Hicks tribute band… and he did a damn good job of it. I’d listen to that hollow headed hynea any day before I’d sneeze at Dane Cook.

  5. urbangraffito says:

    In any analysis between Denis Leary and Bill Hicks, one cannot help but come to the conclusion that, yes, Leary’s act owes a great debt to Bill Hicks. One must also conclude that Leary’s act was more successful that Hick’s because anyone who has viewed Hick’s act, albeit hilarious, often crosses the line into angry, hurtful, and sometimes hateful. Leary was able to stop himself before going that far.

  6. urbangraffito says:

    For instance:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PdKpR9qNtg

  7. Empire Hancock says:

    [quote comment=”4000″]Wow this is sim…. um inspir…… fuck it.
    Dennis Leary ripped off Bill Hicks in every
    way shape and form.[/quote]

    Bitch, please.

  8. Empire Hancock says:

    [quote comment=”4002″]In any analysis between Denis Leary and Bill Hicks, one cannot help but come to the conclusion that, yes, Leary’s act owes a great debt to Bill Hicks. One must also conclude that Leary’s act was more successful that Hick’s because anyone who has viewed Hick’s act, albeit hilarious, often crosses the line into angry, hurtful, and sometimes hateful. Leary was able to stop himself before going that far.[/quote]

    Bill Hicks was too often too smug for his own good and it made him seem unlikeable and not as funny as he really was (sometimes, and sometimes he just wasn’t funny.)

  9. vince says:

    Yeah, I CAN’T see Hick’s voicing an computer animated animal.

  10. vince says:

    Oh, and did anyone here hear that Letterman had Bill’s mom on, as a way to make sure he doesn’t look TOO much like a DICK, in the movie being made about Bill?

  11. William says:

    [quote post=”1054″]Yeah, I CAN’T see Hick’s voicing an computer animated animal.[/quote]
    Maybe Goatboy?

    Leary is a cheap Hicks imitation.

  12. bit of an imposition says:

    is part four up yet?

  13. Hank Peters says:

    [quote comment=”4005″]
    Bill Hicks was too often too smug for his own good and it made him seem unlikeable and not as funny as he really was (sometimes, and sometimes he just wasn’t funny.)[/quote]

    I see it the other way around. When Hicks is doing his material, even if you don’t agree with it, you can tell he’s being 100% honest and genuine. Leary’s up there like a hyperactive child who’s trying to hard to get attention.

  14. terje says:

    [quote comment=”4011″][quote comment=”4005″]
    Bill Hicks was too often too smug for his own good and it made him seem unlikeable and not as funny as he really was (sometimes, and sometimes he just wasn’t funny.)[/quote]

    I see it the other way around. When Hicks is doing his material, even if you don’t agree with it, you can tell he’s being 100% honest and genuine. Leary’s up there like a hyperactive child who’s trying to hard to get attention.[/quote]

    i agree with empire. honest and genuine and not always funny and are often just plain stupid.

    i’m not going to defend denis leary though. yuck.

  15. schmengy says:

    Whatever one may think about Hicks’ or Leary’s
    acts or personalities, Celine Dion is a drastic cunt.

  16. Hank Peters says:

    I skimmed over that last part and thought it said “plastic cunt”.

  17. Jamez says:

    The worst thing Celine Dion ever did was to ruin AC/DC’s classic song “You Shook Me All Night Long” by doing a god-awful cover version of it. P.S. If all Canadians were like Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson or Neil Peart, everybody in the world would want to be a Canadian citizen!

  18. darren says:

    denis leary has always been a pissed off guy…i am not sure why he got that hair transplant…i doubt anyone would care he is not a sex symbol

  19. darren says:

    isn’t celine dion french

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