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Interview With Joe Travers, 2008

April 15th, 2008 • Balint
Tags: interview, Joe Travers, New releases, Vault

18 Responses to “Interview With Joe Travers, 2008”

1. Sharleena says:
   April 15th, 2008 at 1:15 pm » Quote

   I know a guy who once wrote to Joe Travers. The short answer was, “Not at the moment”. Hope this helps.

2. vince says:
   April 15th, 2008 at 3:59 pm » Quote

   Boy, was that interviewer channeling the ghost of Chris Farely or what?
   “You, that time when you first entered the vault?………. That must’ve been cool.”

3. urbangraffito says:
   April 16th, 2008 at 9:44 am » Quote

   That’s got to be just about the most boring FZ related interview I have ever read. Joe Travers reveals as much enthusiasm as he did playing drums with ZPZ in Edmonton last November. Hurry, get that boy some uppers or something…

4. Roscoe Bledsoe says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 12:55 am » Quote

   Who gives a fuck what that talentless no-taste toadie has to say.

   I’m personally never gonna buy anything that the ZFT releases again.

   *except for the Roxy dvd* which, of course, is coming soon…

5. urbangraffito says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 1:53 pm » Quote

   To come to Joe Travers defense, though, people…Understand this: all ZFT employees are implanted with pain-causing micro-chips which are activated by the CEO whenever they speak more than seven words. So, please, send your prayers to the Vaultmeister…zzzzzz…..zzzzzzz….it’s a hard, hard life…

6. Jamez says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 7:19 pm » Quote

   A quote from Roscoe Bledsoe:

   Who gives a fuck what that talentless no-taste toadie has to say.

   I’m personally never gonna buy anything that the ZFT releases again.

   *except for the Roxy dvd* which, of course, is coming soon…

   Somebody, somewhere PLEASE release the Roxy DVD. It can’t be THAT difficult to do!!

7. joe nonotthatjoe says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 8:39 pm » Quote

   who the fuck is joe travers???

8. Bob Again says:
   April 21st, 2008 at 8:42 pm » Quote

   I know a guy who once posted a phoney comment here (some people understood it was phoney anyway) that resulted in Joe describing certain persons as, “asshole fans”.

9. Rob says:
   April 22nd, 2008 at 3:31 am » Quote

   I know a guy who e-mailed Joe Travers and actually received prompt, polite replies. Of course, when asked about forbidden info about future releases, the answer was always “Be patient, Gail makes all the plans.”
   Do you really expect him to bite the hands that feed him??

10. urbangraffito says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 4:11 am » Quote

    A quote from Rob:

    I know a guy who e-mailed Joe Travers and actually received prompt, polite replies. Of course, when asked about forbidden info about future releases, the answer was always “Be patient, Gail makes all the plans.”
    Do you really expect him to bite the hands that feed him??

    Joe Travers replied, “Be patient, Gail makes all the plans.” Seven words.

11. Bob Again says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm » Quote

    Be complacent, asshole fans.

    Speaking of asshole fans…I know a guy who ate a whole lotta fiber and could really use one!

12. Name Withheld says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:29 pm » Quote

    …so that explains that funny smell escaping from the vault!

13. Grill says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:31 pm » Quote

    …there’s a vault?

14. urbangraffito says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm » Quote

    A quote from Bob Again:

    Be complacent, asshole fans.

    Definition of an Asshole Fan:

    Intelligent. Educated. Creative. Innovative. Broadminded. Musical.

    Definition of a KUR reader:

    see above.

15. Bob Again says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 am » Quote

    you left out:

    trustworthy
    loyal
    helpful
    friendly
    curteous
    kind
    obedient
    cheerful

    but that’s OK
    thrifty
    brave
    clean
    reverent

16. urbangraffito says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 5:36 am » Quote

    A quote from Bob Again:

    you left out:

    trustworthy
    loyal
    helpful
    friendly
    curteous
    kind
    obedient
    cheerful

    but that’s OK
    thrifty
    brave
    clean
    reverent

    I’m not quite sure about “obedient”, Bob. I think it’s this lack of obedience to the zft (not doing what I’m told) that has gotten me labeled as an “asshole fan”.

    Still, given a choice between being an “asshole fan” and a “zft lackey”, I’d chose being and asshole any day. Besides, I like the way it rolls off my lips…

    Asshole…

    Fan…

    KUR…

    (Don’t you feel better already, Bob?)

17. Jamez says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 7:23 pm » Quote

    A quote from Bob Again:

    you left out:

    trustworthy
    loyal
    helpful
    friendly
    curteous
    kind
    obedient
    cheerful

    but that’s OK
    thrifty
    brave
    clean
    reverent

    I’m not cheerful cos the Roxy DVD STILL hasn’t come out!

18. bernard says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 8:30 pm » Quote

    Let’s have a look.

    The motion picture Turkish Food has now been released in Turkey. It’s called ” Fruir”.

    FZ music has now been released / or not in FZ world. It’s called “Music.”

    Did you get that one?

    Just think one step further.

    It’s easy. Basically because it doesn’t happen to be difficult.

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